Hello world! Are you busy? Do you have a minute? I really hate to intrude.
Ummm…yeah. Hello there, world. On behalf of the vibrant and dynamic community of Pigs Gorge, welcome to our website. We’re kinda new to this interweb thing, but Dennis’s nephew thought it might be a good way to “drag this backwater hellscape out of the middle ages”, and the idea somehow caught on, so…here we are.