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Google Is Our New God. Resistance, or Anything Else, Is Futile

We’re ashamed to present the second in our probably-one-part-was-enough series, What’s With This Internet Thing? In this hard-hitting episode, we meet Google, which promptly tries to sell us an Uninterruptible Power Supply, because it somehow knows that an earlier version of this article was destroyed by a sudden power outage, which is not disturbing at all. 

Goodbye Kitty: A Farewell to Star

It’s a self-inflicted wound, as many of the most severe wounds are.

We get pets so they can bring joy to our lives. They provide companionship and purpose. They are willing to put up with way more crap than anyone else in your life would. They are completely non-judgmental, even when you wander around the house naked. Or drunk. Or both. They are emotional support animals for our terrifying voyage on this fragile planet hurtling through a chaotic and hostile universe.

Welcome to Pigs Gorge

Hello world! Are you busy? Do you have a minute? I really hate to intrude.

Ummm…yeah.   Hello there, world.  On behalf of the vibrant and dynamic community of Pigs Gorge, welcome to our website.  We’re kinda new to this interweb thing, but Dennis’s nephew thought it might be a good way to “drag this backwater hellscape out of the middle ages”, and the idea somehow caught on, so…here we are.

How to Slap Together a Website For $32.75

The interwebs are littered with helpful videos of people demonstrating how easy it is to design and construct a website, fill it with wonderful content, and instantly attract several million visitors.   Many of these videos feature a relentlessly cheerful presenter, in a cheerful setting, cheerfully whipping up a complete website in under a minute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ-eL7zH6rQ
This perky bastard here, for example.